Flipping Cheek!

[Roland]

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

 

The nurse started with certain basics.

 

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.

"135," I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

 

It turns out my weight is 180.

 

The nurse asked, "Your height?"

"5 foot 4," I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5' 2"

 

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

 

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, 'When I came in here I

was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

 

She put me on Prozac.

 

What a *expletive removed*.