Roland Posted January 17, 2011 Report Posted January 17, 2011 A Canadian Army CO was about to start the morning briefingto all of his staff.While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the COdecided to pose a question to all assembled.He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, andtherefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.He posed the question of just how much concerning the act of sex was'work', and how much of it was pure 'pleasure'? A Captain chimed in with a 75-25% in favour of 'work'. A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%. A Warrant-Officer responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending upon his state of inebriation at the time. There being no consensus, the CO turned to the Newfie Private who wasin charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion ? Without any hesitation, the young Newfie responded, "Sir, it has to be100% pleasure, Sir."The CO was a little surprised and, as you might guess,said "And whyis that, soldier" ?"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have medoing it for them, Sir". The room fell silent. God Bless the Newfie.
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