How Bad Is The Usa'S Ecomeny!

[Roland]

The Economy is so bad that...

 

 

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

 

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

 

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

 

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

 

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

 

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

 

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

 

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

 

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

 

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

 

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

 

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.