A Joke

[sapper756]

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party

 

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room.

 

Those who remained talked about their kids.

 

The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy.He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel.

He studied Economics

and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

 

The second guy said, 'Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best

friend a brand new jet for his birthday.'

 

The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire.. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his

birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.'

 

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all the congratulations

for?'

 

One of the three said: 'We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. ..What about your son?'

 

The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

 

The three friends said: 'What a shame... what a disappointment.'

 

 

The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him.

And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and

a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.'

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[rasbull]

:lol:

[Delboy]

[Ian McKay]

:D :D :D

That appealed to me :D

[yeboah]

Many of you will no of the famous poet Rabbie Burns

 

In the Black Bull in Moffat he wrote on a window pain

 

Ask why god made the gem so small

 

And why so huge the granite

 

Because god meant mankind should set the greater value on it

 

Now what you probably dont no he died in the village i was born south of moffat --Wamphray

 

My uncle was the barman and he told me that rabbie was a regular

 

He came in one night and said where is everyone tonight shan

 

o rabie this is a very special night in Wamphray this is oo oo night

 

Rabbie said oo oo night what is oo oo night

 

Shan said well on oo oo night all the lassies come in that are not married,

 

have a few whiskys and go up to the hills and hide in a cave

 

Then all the lads come in that are not married have a few beers,

 

then go up to the caves and go oo oo if they here a oo oo in they go.

 

Rabbie said could i have a go, shan said well your no really a local,

 

but seeing your getting a bit of a name for youself ok

 

So he points rabbie in the right direction and away he goes

 

Gets to the first cave and goes oo oo ----- nothing

 

next cave oo oo ------ nothing

 

next cave oo oo ---- nothing

 

He thinks maybe shan is taking the p*ss ,or they cannae here me

 

Next cave he shouts louder 0000 0000 ---- nothing

 

Next cave 0000 0000 and he here's a 0000 0000

 

So he ran in -----------

 

GOT KILLED BY A TRAIN

[Guest BRYANBROCK]

Many of you will no of the famous poet Rabbie Burns

 

In the Black Bull in Moffat he wrote on a window pain

 

Ask why god made the gem so small

 

And why so huge the granite

 

Because god meant mankind should set the greater value on it

 

Now what you probably dont no he died in the village i was born south of moffat --Wamphray

 

My uncle was the barman and he told me that rabbie was a regular

 

He came in one night and said where is everyone tonight shan

 

o rabie this is a very special night in Wamphray this is oo oo night

 

Rabbie said oo oo night what is oo oo night

 

Shan said well on oo oo night all the lassies come in that are not married,

 

have a few whiskys and go up to the hills and hide in a cave

 

Then all the lads come in that are not married have a few beers,

 

then go up to the caves and go oo oo if they here a oo oo in they go.

 

Rabbie said could i have a go, shan said well your no really a local,

 

but seeing your getting a bit of a name for youself ok

 

So he points rabbie in the right direction and away he goes

 

Gets to the first cave and goes oo oo ----- nothing

 

next cave oo oo ------ nothing

 

next cave oo oo ---- nothing

 

He thinks maybe shan is taking the p*ss ,or they cannae here me

 

Next cave he shouts louder 0000 0000 ---- nothing

 

Next cave 0000 0000 and he here's a 0000 0000

 

So he ran in -----------

 

GOT KILLED BY A TRAIN

 

 

BRILLIANT

[THE FIFER]