A Letter To Mum

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A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an envelope

propped up prominently on the pillow.

 

It was addressed, 'Mum', with the worst premonition, she opened the

envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

 

Dear, Mum,

 

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope

with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a row with Dad and you.

 

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew

you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her

tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.

 

But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant.

 

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,

and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of

having many more children.

 

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt

anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other

people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

 

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so

that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

 

Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,

I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many

grandchildren.

 

Love,

 

Your son,

 

Nicholas.

 

P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just

wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school

report that's on my desk"

 

I love you!

 

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