Roland Posted June 14, 2010 Report Posted June 14, 2010 An overly large woman goes into the doctors surgery and asks 'Whats the best and quickest way to lose wieght'? The doctor says 'Simply keep shaking your head'! 'Eh, and how many times must I do that' 'Every time you're offered food you fat Bar**ard'.
JohnQuinn Posted June 14, 2010 Report Posted June 14, 2010 A SINGLE WOMAN GOES INTO SEX SHOP LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SATISFY HER. THE ASSISTANT OFFERS A VIBRATOR AND TELLS HER SHE WILL BE OK WITH THAT. FEW DAYS LATER SHE RETURNS, THE ASSISTANT ENQUIRES IF ALL IS WELL WITH HER. SHE SAID NO, ITS NO USE. ITS TAKING THE ENAMEL OFF MA TEETH!!
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