Moral Of The Story

[sapper756]

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

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> She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

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> With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

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> As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON, I WON!'

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> She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

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> The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

> Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

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> The other answered,

> 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

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> MORAL OF THE STORY -

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> Not all Irish are drunks,

> Not all blondes are dumb,

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another

 

 

two men at a airport both looking lost

 

one says to the other u look as lost as me

 

he says I'm looking for my wife strange that that I'm looking for mine too

 

what does your Mrs look like well he said she just finished for modeling career she 5 10 long Blondie hair wearing a short mini skirt

 

Jesus he says i think ill look for yours too

[sapper756]

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two men at a airport both looking lost

 

one says to the other u look as lost as me

 

he says I'm looking for my wife strange that that I'm looking for mine too

 

what does your Mrs look like well he said she just finished for modeling career she 5 10 long Blondie hair wearing a short mini skirt

 

Jesus he says i think ill look for yours too http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif