ALF

[Guest TAMMY_1]

ITS A GOOD JOB YOU YOU PHONE HOME EVERY HOUR ALF OR ME AND KAREN WOULD NOT KNOW WHEN YOU ARE COMING IN , WAS BETTER THE NIGHT WHEN THE KID WAS AWAY TO YOUR PALS FOR THE NIGHT JUST ME AND HER PEACE , BY THE TIME YOU GET IN AT 8 [ THATS WHEN YOU SAID ON THE PHONE YOU WERE COMING HOME] I WILL BE AWAY UP THE ROAD, SEE YOU LATER YOU MUG ,AND YOU HAD TO WASTE THE LAST WEE WHILE THERE BY PHONING HER TO COME AND PICK YOU UP, GET A TAXI OR EVEN BETTER FOR US WALK IT HOME

[Guest fergie]

THINK YOU'D BE BETTER GOING AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS TAMMY,

ALFS JUST ATE YOUR DOG AND YOUR NEXT!! RUN

[Guest TAMMY_1]

THINK YOU'D BE BETTER GOING AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS TAMMY,

ALFS JUST ATE YOUR DOG AND YOUR NEXT!! RUN

 

I WAS JUST GOING TO TELL HIM I'M AWAY ON HOLIDAY FOR A WEEK OR TWO

[Guest TAMMY_1]

SEE YOU AT THE NEXT MEETING ALF OLD PAL [ THATS NOVEMBER IS'NT IT.]

[ALF]

get it right feckin up you ya fud!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

get it right feckin up you ya fud!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

IM NO IN IM AWAY

[ALF]

:-/ :o : : ;) :P ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

WALLOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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HEY ARE YOU GUYS IN LOVE? :K) :K)

[THE FIFER]

: : : : : : ::)lol

[ALF]

:P :P ;) ;D ;D ;D

HEY ARE YOU GUYS IN LOVE? :K) :K)

 

 

:K) :K) :K) :K) :K) :K) :K) :K) :K) :K)

 

 

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OK WE WILL GO FOR A PINT BUT  IF  I DROP MY CHANGE ITS GETTING LEFT  :B :B

[THE FIFER]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS, HI HO.   LOL

[ALF]

COUPLE OF FA**YS :P :P :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[ALF]

ITS A GOOD JOB YOU YOU PHONE HOME EVERY HOUR ALF OR ME AND KAREN WOULD NOT KNOW WHEN YOU ARE COMING IN , WAS BETTER THE NIGHT WHEN THE KID WAS AWAY TO YOUR PALS FOR THE NIGHT JUST ME AND HER PEACE , BY THE TIME YOU GET IN AT 8 [ THATS WHEN YOU SAID ON THE PHONE YOU WERE COMING HOME] I WILL BE AWAY UP THE ROAD, SEE YOU LATER YOU MUG ,AND YOU HAD TO WASTE THE LAST WEE WHILE THERE BY PHONING HER TO COME AND PICK YOU UP, GET A TAXI OR EVEN BETTER FOR US WALK IT HOME

 

 

PS..... :P ;D ;D ;D ;D IT'S A BOYFRIEND SHE WANTS NO A PAL FOR HER DA!!!!

 

[Guest TAMMY_1]

 

AND YOU DON'T LOOK TOO CLEVER YOURSELF HERE ALF

[Guest fergie]

ALF WHY DO YOU HAVE A TAMMY 1 MASK ON  ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

ALF WHY DO YOU HAVE A TAMMY 1 MASK ON  ;D

 

BECAUSE HE COULD NOT GET ONE OF YOURS

[ALF]

TAMMY WE KNOW IT'S YOU UNDER THAT MASK ....WELL IT CANNAE BE ME MA HAIRS NO BLONDE :P ;D ;D ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

TAMMY WE KNOW IT'S YOU UNDER THAT MASK ....WELL IT CANNAE BE ME MA HAIRS NO BLONDE :P ;D ;D ;D

 

YOUR HAIRS NO ANY COLOUR YOU HAVE NAE GOT ANY YOU BALDY COOT THATS YOUR WIG STICKING OUT AND BRUSH YOUR TEETH THEY ARE MANKY

[THE FIFER]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D