HALLOWEEN

[Guest TAMMY_1]

THERE IS A REPORTED SIGHTING OF THREE MEN GOING THROUGH FIFE DRESSED AS THE THREE WISE MEN  [CLOCKMAN, SQUARE PEG AND MAVERICK ] WOULD HAVE BELIEVED IT IF THEY HAD NOT SAID WISE MEN

[Guest]

                         get on your broom :D

[westy]

THREE WISE MEN I DONT THINK SO :P

[Guest TAMMY_1]

THEY HAVE BEEN OUT SINCE 6 AND HAVENAE A MONKEY NUT BETWEEN THEM  [ OR A BRAIN FOR THAT MATTER ]

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HEY BAMMY 1     OOPS  TAMMY 1  :K)   IS IT TRUE YOU DONT HAVE ANY MIRRORS IN YOUR HOUSE  :X :X   YOU JUST USE THE REFLECTION AWF ALFS HIED :X :X :X :X ;D

[THE FIFER]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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HEY ARCH  YOU GOING TO FED DANCE ?

[ALF]

HEY BAMMY 1     OOPS  TAMMY 1  :K)   IS IT TRUE YOU DONT HAVE ANY MIRRORS IN YOUR HOUSE  :X :X   YOU JUST USE THE REFLECTION AWF ALFS HIED :X :X :X :X ;D

 

 

HAW EBENEEZER LEAVE MA BALDY NAPPER OOT OF IT AWRIGHT :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

AND THE DRINKS ARE ON YOU AT THE EDINBURGH SHOW :o :-/ :-/ : ::)AYE WELL PROBABLY NO EH MR SCROOGE: ;D ;D

 

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YOU BRINGING BAM   OOPS TAMMY 1 WITH YOU

[ALF]

YOU BRINGING BAM   OOPS TAMMY 1 WITH YOU

 

ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO BUY US BOTH A DRINK ;D ;D ;D ;DTHEN AGAIN MAYBE THATS PUSHING IT A BIT EH :P ;D ;D

 

 

[ALF]

KNOWING YOU YOU'D COME BACK FROM THE BAR WITH A HAWF PINT AND 2 STRAWS : : ;D ;D ;D ;D

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EHHH  4 STRAWS      CLOCKYS PICKING ME UP   ;D     YOU WANT ICE IN YOUR WATER :D :D

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THREE WISE MEN I DONT THINK SO :P

 

HEY WESTY  :X  WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF A KICK IN THE BUM  >    

RUST ON MA STEEL TOE CAP BOOT AWF YIR BRASS KNECK :D :D

[Guest speckled]

;D 8) 8) Spooky ;D ;D ;D

[Guest TAMMY_1]

HEY BAMMY 1     OOPS  TAMMY 1  :K)   IS IT TRUE YOU DONT HAVE ANY MIRRORS IN YOUR HOUSE  :X :X   YOU JUST USE THE REFLECTION AWF ALFS HIED :X :X :X :X ;D

 

I USED TO BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IN HIS AVATAR I MEAN PHOTO HE NOW WEARS A CAP

[Dougie]

A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his bald head and wooden leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with the following note:

 

Dear Sir:

 

Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.

 

Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co.

 

 

The man thinks this is terrible because they have just emphasized his wooden leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives another parcel and a note, which says:

 

Dear Sir:

 

Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.

 

Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co.

 

 

Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel and a note which reads:

 

Dear Sir:

 

Please find enclosed a bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a toffee apple.

 

Very truly yours,

Acme Costume Co.

 

 

 

Have a Happy Halloween