Responcible eh! lol

Roland · August 12, 2007

12 STEP OF P.A. (PIGEONS ANONYMOUS)

1. We admitted we were powerless over pigeons and their poop has become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanitation.

3. Made a decision to turn our roof and our pigeons over to the care of God, as we understand Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless fecal inventory of the creatures.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to bi-law enforcement the exact nature of their wrongs.

6. We become willing to have God remove all these defective creatures.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove their homecomings.

8. Made a list of all sidewalks they had harmed and became willing to clean them all.

9. Made direct attacks whenever possible especially when to do so would affect the offenders and other pests.

10. Continued to take perimeter inventory and when they come back promptly annihilated them.

11. Sought through stealth and imagination to improve our conscious contact with birds, as we understand them, praying only for knowledge of their proximity to us and the power to wipe them out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other pigeon haters and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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I am responsible, when anyone,

Anywhere reaches out for help with pigeons,

I want the shotgun of P.A. always to be there,

And for that I am responsible.