Blue Tongue in Ireland

[Ronnie]

Someone asked paddy how he felt about the current Bluetongue worries.

On reply Paddy said he wasnt worried as he didnt  have a mobile phone.

[homebird]

pat and mick walking along the beach .they come across two bombs pat says to mick lets pick dem up and take them to the police. as they walked long  mick sez wot if dis bomb goes off .pat sez we will tell them we only found one. a few strides latter pats bomb goes off. mick realy upsett get the police and tells them wot whent on and his mate pat is missen.after a search the copper finds a head lifts it up and sez to mic is this ya mate pat .mick sez its a bit like him but he wasnt  that tall.

[Ronnie]

pat and mick walking along the beach .they come across two bombs pat says to mick lets pick dem up and take them to the police. as they walked long  mick sez wot if dis bomb goes off .pat sez we will tell them we only found one. a few strides latter pats bomb goes off. mick realy upsett get the police and tells them wot whent on and his mate pat is missen.after a search the copper finds a head lifts it up and sez to mic is this ya mate pat .mick sez its a bit like him but he wasnt  that tall.

 

LOL thats great.

 

[Fair Play]

Pat bought a dog and duly took it a walk along the river and threw in a stick off went the dog right along the top of the water hardly got a paw wet brought the stick back. Pat was amazed tried again same result, hardly able to contain himself and off he went to find Mick and down they went to the river,t hrow in a stick said Pat, Mick threw in the stick and off went the dog over the top of the water and returned the stick. Did you buy that dog asked Mick sure did replied Pat £10 well said Mick i would return it and ask for my money back as you've been "had","had" says Pat yes says Mick. How come askesays Pat "That Dog Cannot Swim" answers Mick  

[chickadee]

Pat bought a dog and duly took it a walk along the river and threw in a stick off went the dog right along the top of the water hardly got a paw wet brought the stick back. Pat was amazed tried again same result, hardly able to contain himself and off he went to find Mick and down they went to the river,t hrow in a stick said Pat, Mick threw in the stick and off went the dog over the top of the water and returned the stick. Did you buy that dog asked Mick sure did replied Pat £10 well said Mick i would return it and ask for my money back as you've been "had","had" says Pat yes says Mick. How come askesays Pat "That Dog Cannot Swim" answers Mick  

 

pmsl   :D :D