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;D Well that just goes to prove that you can really sell anything on the internet!  ;D Still plenty stock of these special lumps of nothing if anyones interested!  :P

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;D Well that just goes to prove that you can really sell anything on the internet!  ;D Still plenty stock of these special lumps of nothing if anyones interested!  :P

 

MUCH FOR THAT BIG LUMP OF NOTHING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS THEN DAVE  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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MUCH FOR THAT BIG LUMP OF NOTHING ON TOP OF YOUR SHOULDERS THEN DAVE  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

That particular lump is priceless Sam!  ;D

Would just like to add here, that if you are looking for an agent, Tammy's your man! I this morning received from him, 3 cheques for nothing! So Sales are going well so far. At this rate, I'll have nothing left to sell by Christmas!  ;D

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That particular lump is priceless Sam!  ;D

Would just like to add here, that if you are looking for an agent, Tammy's your man! I this morning received from him, 3 cheques for nothing! So Sales are going well so far. At this rate, I'll have nothing left to sell by Christmas!  ;D

 

Sorry to dissapiont you Davey but i'll have to withdraw my cheque for your lump of nothing, because of all the feathers around amoungst other things, i really have no more room left for nothing,  ;D ;D

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Sorry to dissapiont you Davey but i'll have to withdraw my cheque for your lump of nothing, because of all the feathers around amoungst other things, i really have no more room left for nothing,  ;D ;D

 

;D My Dear customer, as previously posted to Dark Chequer and i quote

 

Hi Amanda,

This product matches any colour, and it is non-slip, non-hazardous to the environment, and you cannot trip over it! I can deliver these to you in person, and if you order enough, i won't charge carriage! Plus, i will give you a discount on large quantities! This is by far the best lump of nothing in the world. If Sammy has one in his loft, it is a copy, and not the real McCoy, as i have not sold any as yet. Therefore, this offer is unique. Satisfaction in nothing is guaranteed. No money back guarantee aswell! If you are interested, Tam's the man!

 

As you can see sister Chickadee, the newly formed Nothing Company Ltd offers a unique NO MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, therefore, not getting your money back is guaranteed. Your cheque for nothing has been cashed already, and i'm sorry to inform you that as director of Nothing, that nothing has already been taken from your bank account! You may complain to the Nothing Company complaints Dept, and i assure you, that nothing will be taken into consideration regarding your complaint, and that all your statutory rights will be affected by absolutely nothing.

 

Davey B. Director.

The Nothing Company Ltd.

(Part of the Inane Posting Company Conglomerate)  ;D

 

 

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;D My Dear customer, as previously posted to Dark Chequer and i quote

 

Hi Amanda,

This product matches any colour, and it is non-slip, non-hazardous to the environment, and you cannot trip over it! I can deliver these to you in person, and if you order enough, i won't charge carriage! Plus, i will give you a discount on large quantities! This is by far the best lump of nothing in the world. If Sammy has one in his loft, it is a copy, and not the real McCoy, as i have not sold any as yet. Therefore, this offer is unique. Satisfaction in nothing is guaranteed. No money back guarantee aswell! If you are interested, Tam's the man!

 

As you can see sister Chickadee, the newly formed Nothing Company Ltd offers a unique NO MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, therefore, not getting your money back is guaranteed. Your cheque for nothing has been cashed already, and i'm sorry to inform you that as director of Nothing, that nothing has already been taken from your bank account! You may complain to the Nothing Company complaints Dept, and i assure you, that nothing will be taken into consideration regarding your complaint, and that all your statutory rights will be affected by absolutely nothing.

 

Davey B. Director.

The Nothing Company Ltd.

(Part of the Inane Posting Company Conglomerate)  ;D

 

 

Dear Mr Davey B,

Well I'll have to seriously think about taking you to the small no claims court, where they will have to claim back my cheque for nothing and they will of course charge you a very small fee of absolutely nothing, but they will of course expect you to appologise profusely to me for the complete hassle of absolutely nothing at all.

 

No regards

 

    a very unsatisfied customer

Chickadee

Featherland. ;D ;D

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;D My Dear customer, as previously posted to Dark Chequer and i quote

 

Hi Amanda,

This product matches any colour, and it is non-slip, non-hazardous to the environment, and you cannot trip over it! I can deliver these to you in person, and if you order enough, i won't charge carriage! Plus, i will give you a discount on large quantities! This is by far the best lump of nothing in the world. If Sammy has one in his loft, it is a copy, and not the real McCoy, as i have not sold any as yet. Therefore, this offer is unique. Satisfaction in nothing is guaranteed. No money back guarantee aswell! If you are interested, Tam's the man!

 

As you can see sister Chickadee, the newly formed Nothing Company Ltd offers a unique NO MONEY BACK GUARANTEE, therefore, not getting your money back is guaranteed. Your cheque for nothing has been cashed already, and i'm sorry to inform you that as director of Nothing, that nothing has already been taken from your bank account! You may complain to the Nothing Company complaints Dept, and i assure you, that nothing will be taken into consideration regarding your complaint, and that all your statutory rights will be affected by absolutely nothing.

 

Davey B. Director.

The Nothing Company Ltd.

(Part of the Inane Posting Company Conglomerate)  ;D

 

HERE WAS AMANDA DRUNK WHEN SHE BOUGHT IT DAVY  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Guest Greig the doo Drysdale
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HERE WAS AMANDA DRUNK WHEN SHE BOUGHT IT DAVY  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

he is telling you nothing sammy

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no one has taken my offer of a drawing pin then (on page 1)

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IF ANYONE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY ON THIS SITE IT'S YOU TAMMY BOY. ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

;D ;D ;D

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HERE WAS AMANDA DRUNK WHEN SHE BOUGHT IT DAVY  ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

;D AS ALWAYS SAM!  ;D She's destined to become the cat lady off the Simpsons!

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Dear Mr Davey B,

Well I'll have to seriously think about taking you to the small no claims court, where they will have to claim back my cheque for nothing and they will of course charge you a very small fee of absolutely nothing, but they will of course expect you to appologise profusely to me for the complete hassle of absolutely nothing at all.

 

No regards

 

    a very unsatisfied customer

Chickadee

Featherland. ;D ;D

 

Dear Customer,

Having read through recent developments i havwe become acutley aware that you are a member of the notorious Dan Clan, lead by the dastardly Dovescot, who "alledgedly" carries around a body bag in the boot o' his motor! Due to this previously unforeseen circumstance, we at the Nothing Company Ltd, have decided to refund the value of nothing to your account. You may keep the lumps of nothing that you purchased as a gesture of goodwill, and we hope that our actions have been satisfactory to you.

 

In closing, we hope you continue to purchase nothing from us in the future!

 

With Best Regards,

 

Davey B.  

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Dear Customer,

Having read through recent developments i havwe become acutley aware that you are a member of the notorious Dan Clan, lead by the dastardly Dovescot, who "alledgedly" carries around a body bag in the boot o' his motor! Due to this previously unforeseen circumstance, we at the Nothing Company Ltd, have decided to refund the value of nothing to your account. You may keep the lumps of nothing that you purchased as a gesture of goodwill, and we hope that our actions have been satisfactory to you.

 

In closing, we hope you continue to purchase nothing from us in the future!

 

With Best Regards,

 

Davey B.  

 

Dear mr Davey B,

 

                         I thankyou very much for reveiwing my case of claiming back nothing for my lump of nothing, I was very dissapionted at first that you were not going to do anything about nothing, but so glad you've seen sense I hope it wasn't the fact that I am a member of the dan clan that swayed your decision, as I would like to think that your customer care was the same to everyone and not just the chosen few.

                      I would also like to thank you for our goodwill gesture of keeping our lump of nothing, and because of this I will reconsider ordering nothing from you in the future.

                           with kind regards

                                                   Chickadee.

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Aye thats really sad for us all:'( :'( :'(

 

PMSL  ;D

I love the "crack" on here!  ;D

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PMSL  ;D

I love the "crack" on here!  ;D

 

IS THAT 1) THE CRACKING PEOPLE =CHICKADEE AND DARK_CHEQUER

                    OR

            2) THE CRACK POTS = DOVESCOTS,SAMMY,TAMMY,SAPPER,YOURSELF,ALF,GEORDIE,

                      OR

                 ALL OF THE ABOVE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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IS THAT 1) THE CRACKING PEOPLE =CHICKADEE AND DARK_CHEQUER

                    OR

            2) THE CRACK POTS = DOVESCOTS,SAMMY,TAMMY,SAPPER,YOURSELF,ALF,GEORDIE,

                      OR

                 ALL OF THE ABOVE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Keep it clean boys ;) ;) ;)

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IS THAT 1) THE CRACKING PEOPLE =CHICKADEE AND DARK_CHEQUER

                    OR

            2) THE CRACK POTS = DOVESCOTS,SAMMY,TAMMY,SAPPER,YOURSELF,ALF,GEORDIE,

                      OR

                 ALL OF THE ABOVE ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

IT HAS TAE BE ALL OF THE ABOVE,  :D  AND TALKING ABOUT CRACKING PEOPLE, A WEE BIRDIE TOLD ME IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY TOMORROW DARK_CHEQUER, AM I RIGHT? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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