Toilet Paper

[greenlands]

Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

 

Instead of romantically telling me this is not true, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:

 

'If you want your breasts to grow, then take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds every day'

 

Willing to try anything, I got a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.

How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies.

 

I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?'

 

Without missing a beat he said 'Worked for your *expletive removed*, didn't it?'

 

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw

[buster151]

:emoticon-0136-giggle:

[paddymac]

Cracker Lindsay :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[THE FIFER]

, good one