The Train Of Enlightenment!

[Roland]

All aboard the 'Train of Betterment'! The 'Road of enlightenment'.

This trains' route doesn't go to a destination of a return, – sadly. – It just goes in a circle, where one can get on or get off as and when they like. Mind, most sit comfortably in a beautiful air-conditioned compartment reading what other moans about lol. Still...

 

First stop: Buy culls that breed culls galore and feed the B.O.P. Helps to adjust lost numbers.

Second stop: Breed as early as possible... this means o can keep up with anyone who wants to 'Steal a March'! Oh sorry, most do that anyway.â€

 

3rd Stop: Mate same to same as before – saves hassle in the loft, Good idea lol.

4th Stop: Mate to family members and destroy their' homing ability. - Mind that doesn't matter as many more can be bred!

5th Stop: Hammer the birds up to the road. Get them fit … fit to drop. Mind they love seeing the hawks chasing them. They can't wait for the next training toss.

6th Stop: Start training and racings as soon as possible … never mind the seven weeks only (Tops) for super form.

7th Stop: Remember when a bird comes home tired and lethargic ( Full of Toxins) get it up to the road! Remember IF others can do it, so should mine.

Sth Stop: Get the Longest race as near as the 22nd of June! The hottest time and you get a needless 15 – 20 minutes even of daylight; Pss don't tell others as they will realise that we are MAD!

 

8th Stop: Pay no attention to the hard race last week … you have them to race!

9th Stop: Prepare the youngster well to get lost!

10th Stop: only ever agree change is needed … However, never let it happen!

 

Now seasons end, time for bragging rights. However, don't bother to go club meeting or feel that the Lard Lord deserves a little support for letting you use his amenities for FREE!

Time to call all the others that won't, though you would. Yeah right!

Put proposals in for better payouts... then attend the A.G.M. To vote ON THAT!

Edited August 25, 2019 by Roland