DOVEScot

Naw get them here quick

What happened to the £50 bet ya miser, you make Scrooge look like Santa Clause. Chrissy told me you weight 16st and I trust her, I weigh 15st so I bring scales to Blackpool and we have weigh in at Blackpool fatty, in fact I have put on weight since I came home but I will forego that and £25 it is ya miserable ######

Tammy has this mirror mind ;D ;D ;D

Naw he is just hen pecked Tammy; have you done all your chores Or do I have to get the horse whip out Yes Chrissy my love xxx

He's starting to show signs of welching on the £50 bet Mav, is there nobody that is willing to take up the challenge and stay the course :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/

Tammy has childhood issues with chickens ;D ;D ;D

Away ye go, throw aff the pinnie and rip the jodpers af her and regain the reigns on yer manhood. at least till she gets back

Away ye go fatty yer just a turncoat on a power trip

Aye Mrs Pigeonpete says your rubbish at finding the buttons :(

Classic :)

I thought I was banned again ;D ;D ;D

Chickadee has just text him to see if it's ok

I hope your not just buttering her up for some whites Mav? ;D ;D ;D

Send me yours and I will pass it on to him, he might not want me giving out his number :-/

Sunny but cold here in the Kingdom

Hey you stop oggling ma Chicks doos ;D ;D ;D

Mole hills are meant to be the best soil so using Tipplermans theory we now can source the soil

I agree with the second part but I don't agree that they are colour blind :-/

Nope, in fact we had grizzled and mealys and they flew out all the time, I am sure the hawks seen them as other BOP as they were so big This one would follow me around the garden and workshop, even when I was using a nail gun it did not flinch

Chickadee gets her doos on page 7 (three made better headlines) of the Feathered world :)

They make some thud when they land on the loft ;D ;D ;D

The cock does but the hens because they are bigger only get out in the summer as we need to leave the loft door open as she cannae get back in the trap :-/

There's a few fanciers and members from here had their hands around my big white cock and a few have photos to prove it, Micko met me in the multi story car park at Blackpool so he feel the size of it, I dinnae see that pic on his photo bucket ;)

Chick calls it her swan ;D

Well done Micko and Jack, nice ti see your spirits are up again