THE FIFER

WELL DONE BEN, HOPE IT CONTINUES, KEEP DOING WHAT U HAVE BEEN TO GET THOSE RESULTS DO NOT CHANGE.

MOOSE - MOUSE RABBIE BURNS - YE COURIN TIMMERIS BEASTY - A MOUSE,

UP IN "AUCHTERMUCHTY"

TWO TOWNS IN FIFE ANSTRUTHER - ENSTER BUCKHAVEN = BUCKHIND LARGO - LERGY THIS IS WHERE ROBINSON CRUSOE WAS BORN.

MANY HAPPY RETURNS.

LOOKS NOTHING LIKE CLOCKIES PES, (PIES)

THIS IS WHAT A HAGGIS LOOKS LIKE BEFORE BEING CAUGHT, FROM THE HILLS, FULLY DRESSED IN KILT AND SPORREN.

IVE GOT A PHOTO OF ONE JUST GOING TO TRY AND PUT IT ON THE FORUM

GOOD FOR U JIMMY LOOKS LIKE U ALL HAD A WONDERFUL TIME, GREAT TO SEE, ALL THE BEST HOPE THEY WILL BE WANTING HAGGIS SENT ON TO THEM NOW THEY HAVE AQUIRED THE TASTE, HAVE THEY EVER BEEN ON THE HAGGIS HUNT, ITS GOOD UP IN THE HILLS OF SCOTLAND, MAYBE THE FORUM SHOULD ORGANISE A HAGGIS HUNT,

WELL DONE

IT'S UP TO THE MARKERS TO MAKE SURE THIS RULE IS KEPT, BUT AS USUAL IF THEY DO NOT LIKE THE RULE IT;S NOT PUT IN FORCE SO ANY BIRD BEING REPORTED TO RPRA OR SHU NOT WING STAMPED THEN THEY SHOULD DEAL WITH IT. THERE IS NO GOOD MAKING RULES IF THEY ARE NOT FOLLOWED THROUGH, WHICH HAPPENS A LOT THESE DAYS

WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE BIRDS AND WHERE U FROM,

JIM BENVIE HAS BEEN A TOP FLYER FOR A WHILE NOW USED TO BE IN THE KENNOWAY CLUB WHEN LIVING IN METHILHAVEN.

CLOOTY DUMPLIN = DUMPLIN MADE IN A CLOTH,

I'M STILL WAITING ON MY 4 YET SQUARE PEG.

;DBRAW = NICE CROUPS = PIGEONS AIN = OWN TOLIES = DROPPINGS MINGING = SMELLING FU = DRUNK EEND = EYES DEEFY = NOT LISTNING BIG GUB = BIG MOUTH NANE = NONE CRABBIT = BAD MOOD. SLEEKET , FLY NANE = NONE NEEPS = TURNIP CORREJUCKET = ????? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D = FUNNY

OVER CROWDING IS A BIG MISTAKE WE ALL MAKE WITH YOUNGSTERS, AND IF SO WILL DROP INTO ANY LOFT AND WILL STAY THERE,

MY BIRDS NEED AN ELECTRONIC SHOCK TO WAKEN THEM UP.

YES WELL DONE IAN.

DOES THE COCK WALK WITH ITS WING ON ITS HIP, LOL

WELL DONE SOME GOOD ONES SO KEEP THEM COMING, FIT =-= FOOT FITS THAT = WHATS THAT. HOOSE = HOUSE DUG = DOG BAFFY'S = SLIPPERS SHIN = SHOES SCUNNERED = FED-UP

ARE THEY GETTING OUT, IF SO THEY COULD BE EATING PLANTS WHICH ARE NOT AGREEING WITH THEM, PUT SOME VINAGAR IN THE WATER, AND DONT FEED FOR A DAY, THIS COULD DRY THEM UP, IF ITS NOTHING SERIOUS.MAKE SURE THEY ARE GETTING PLENTY LIQUIDS (WATER WITH VINAGAR)

FOR FUN (AND EDUCATION) LET'S HEAR SOME OF THE SLANG WORDS AND MEANINGS FROM UR AREAS, (I HOPE SLANG IS THE PROPER NAME) HEED = HEAD FIT = FOOT, ETC.

HI A "HEED" IS A HEAD (THE THING ON TOP OF UR NECK) A "SNITCH) IS UR NOSE, A "FIT" IS UR FOOT, A (TAY) IS UR TOE, ANOTHER NAME FOR UR HEAD IS "HID" AND "NIMS" IS NAMES, COULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO START A POST FOR ALL THE DIFFERENT SLANG WORDS ETC, FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY,

CHRIS THE PADS MUST BE INSIDE THE LOFT AND SEALED, INSIDE A SPUTNIK IS OK, UR PADS ARE SO THE BIRDS DROP IN AND LAND ON OR WALK OVER THE PADS, THERE ARE 2-3 DIFFERENT WAYS, THERE IS THE STALL TRAPS, BUT IN MY OPINION A BIRD DROPPING IN A STALL TRAP ARE ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE WIRES SO ARE THEY IN THE LOFT, WHEN USING THE RUBBER RING METHOD U LOCK UR STALL TRAP SO THE BIRD CANNOT GET INTO THE LOFT SO AS TO TAKE UR RUBBER OFF, SO I SEE UR CONCERN, BUT YES THE SPUTNICK METHOD IS OK THEY ARE IN THE LOFT DROPPING IN THE SPUTNICK. SORRY I DID NOT KNOW U HAD ETS AND WAS WANTING INFO,