women goes into the shop and buys some peaches,when she gets to the checkout see notices there squashed at the bottom,she says to the asistant there squashed at the bottom,so the asistant says you can have them for half price then,when she gets home she noticed they were all squashed.so she goes back to the shop and complains,the assistant says to her thats why you got them half price.so she asks to see the manager.the manager says your not getting your money back,so shes pist off and grabs a bottle of bleach off the shelf and squirts it all over the peaches,so the police are called,shes done for BLEACH O THE PEACH ;D ;D ;D