butcher

Went for a burger at the tesco cafe and the wummin said dae yae want anyhin oan it as said aye hen a fiver each way

How much is that horse worth

Andy murray gone fir 3 in arow in the shanghai masters go andy go Start time 9.30am

SU12f6385 Phone wullie stark 01592861375

Can anyone tell me where about in Alnwick the fife fed liberate the pigeons from

hesrd thay only had 1 bird at the race

Well done jimmy farmer

The Butcher 17.20

S.N.F.C.INLAND NATIONAL-MAIDSTONE-Sunday- Due to Weather conditions on route birds are still not released.Next update after 11pm- Total SNFC Birdage: -3431-Sections-A-167,B-1081,C-850,D-704,E-438,F-87,G-104;

Thanks again

Thanks pal

Sorry GB11R 21110

SU09 sb1336 & GB r21110

An elderly couple walk into McDonald's and the old chap orders a single cheeseburger, a small fries and one cup of tea. After taking a seat, the man cuts the burger in half and shares it with his wife before separating the fries in half and sharing those too. A young man sitting next to them takes pity and says," would you likee to buy you a meal?" The old man replies," oh no, we're not poor. We've been together so long that we're used to sharing everything with each other." The young chap looks on as the old bloke proceeds to munch down his food, although he notices the old lady isn't touching hers. " why aren't you eating?" the young fella asks the lady. The old chap butts in," she's just waiting for the teeth!"

pancho dow no longer in the sport

Dave hunter 01592861575

He was in ecstasy, with a smile on his face, as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards, forwards then backwards, back and forth, back and forth, in and out, in and out. Her heart was pounding faster, his face was getting flushed and she started to grunt and groan. Then she let out one almighty scream: "I can't park this *expletive removed* car! You do it you smug *expletive removed*!"

Was a pleasure jim all the best THE BUTCHER

Thanks Tooshy Boy

just in Su11DF3343

Man has a sex change to become a woman. His mate asks "Didnt it hurt when they chopped ur bits off?" He replied "Not as much as when they shrank my brain & widened my gob

Why did the chicken cross the road ? Coz it was stuffed inside Anthony Worrall Thompson's jacket

Charity knight tonight in aid of people that struggle to have a orgasm Dont worry if u cant cum