Once Upon A Time there were 3 pigeons and they were all killed by a flymo which belonged to Pergrine G HAWKins who lived at 1 Treetop Lane. Peregrine had a cousin in Texas who had a Chainsaw and a Flymo. But there was help at Hand from Superheroes Champion breakaway Natrix (reloaded) (help need more superpigeons names) Toey who had magic feet and Big Red Mcdaniel who had two sisters Lothian Lass, Shy Lass, and five times a lady ( who had also had 5 sex changes so was 5 times a man too) They decide to get revenge on Pergy.
First they raised money by selling the feathers of the deceased three to the pillow factory and they were all packed by beths boy BETHS BOY WHO WAS ALSO KNOWN AS TAMMY THE TRANNY FROM NETHERBURN WHO LIKE NOTHING MORE THAN TO GIVE OUT AS MUCH STICK AS HE COULD TO THE LANARKSHIRE BOYS
They Hatched a gerrit "hatched" a cunning plan which was to set out three decoy Pigeons filled with TNT to entice the FLymo Hawkins to bite gerrit Bite however 5 times a lady got quiet attracted to a hymaphrodite decoy which was actually a double agent and was a spy from the Pouter Club as they had been getting insurgent attacks from Flymos and the odd ambush by strimmers,causing certain People to get worried because strimmers can cause terrible damage to their Vents ...shredded vent syndrome for those that dont know is exactly
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