teacher say,s take out your pencils.wee boy says av no got wan.teacher it is not av no got wan it is i have not got one she has not got one he has not got one wee boy says well who in the fcuks got them aw
two cannibals father and son out looking for somthing to eat they come across a big beautiful blond.son says can we eat her now dad,dad says no son we will take her home and eat your mother.