two guys come oot the pub drunk one said to the other let,s take short cut through grave yard other one said naw there,s a ghost in there first one goes anyway ghost say,s whit,s that yiv got guy say,s its a humph,ghost does spell humph disappers,guy runs oot tells pal wit happens,he goes in meets ghost,ghost says wits that you,ve got guy say,s its a wooden leg,ghost says well there,s a humph to go way it