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Well done guys

Sorry guys just heard it today, we are a bit behind here :-/

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else. One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.' I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.' And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car. ;D ;

Golfing Hit Man Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them, 'Do you mind if I join you? My partner didnt turn up' 'Sure' they said, 'youre welcome'. So they started playing and enjoyed the game and the company of the newcomer. Part way around the course one of the friends asked the newcomer. 'What do you do for a living?' 'Im a hit man' was the reply. 'Youre joking' was the response. 'No, im not' he said, reaching into his golf bag, and pulling out a beautiful Martini sniper's rifle with a large telescopic sight. 'Here are my tools'. 'Thats a beautiful telescopic sight,' said the other friend, 'can I take a look? I think I might be able to see my house from here.' So he picked up the rifle and looked through the sight in the direction of his house. 'Yeah, I can see my house all right. This sight is fantastic. I can see right in the window.' 'Wow, I can see my wife in the bedroom. Ha Ha, I can see she's naked!!! Wait a minute, that's my neighbour in there with her..........He's naked too!!!! He turned to the hit man, 'How much do you charge for a hit?' 'I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger. 'Can you do two for me now?' 'Sure, what do you want?' 'First, shoot my wife, she's always been mouthy, so shoot her in the mouth.' 'Then the neighbour, he's a friend of mine, so just shoot his dick off to teach him a lesson.' The hit man took the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few mintues. 'Are you going to do it or not?' said the friend impatiently. Just be patient said the hit man calmly I think I can save you a grand here. ;D

welcome aboard m8

welcome aboard mate

never seen them here mate, would save a lot of young birds not just pigeons

better slagging or badmouthing someone in person that would be the proper way keep this great forum clean as we are trying to encourage youngsters not scare them away

information is not always the truth

The site is for information and fun not for sweety wifes who no nothing but gossip

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well done mate good going

if you have the time mate keep scraping, brush in a little harkers loft powder wich will disenfect and keep the loft smelling fresh

keep doing what you are doing mate, less chance of disease

the salt was in rock form for them to pick away at

Anybody give there birds salt, I seen it on a stall in blackpool a few years ago

Good luck m8

Chelsea deserve to win they are playing against 12

2-0 chelsea i hope

once ranging for a while i start at 1 mile then gradually take them in stages of 5 miles each stage they have to fly straight home until i move them on, before racing starts i like to get them at least 60 miles