Was at the darts on Monday night a young man asked me if could remember the first time I had sex I told him that I am married and I can't remember the last time I had sex
I had to go to the doctor again my boaby is a funny shape it's shaped like a rocket what is your wife saying about it I said it's OK she's over the moon
At the doctors the day he said do you smoMe after sex don't know haven't looked have you got trouble passing Water no but I get dizzy going over bridges
Old couple enjoying their 50th anniversary the old lady says I would do it tonight but my back might peater out the old man says I would to but my peater might back out