ChrisMaidment08

5 all big and little one who is bigger than rest with gob

what was it doves said im not very big but i got a fast ar e

;)will be down to help you now then

and you mate

wish you were ;) ;D ;D

been doing for 20years now on my own noone gets in my kitchen ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

thats why he is lifeboatman they cant see him swaying ;D ;D ;D

still nice looking bird even if he is dad now ;D ;D ;D

drink hes never sober

merry christmas relax and be full of cheer and enjoy this time together chris maidment and boys

merry christmas mate enjoy

mine was i wanted a suitecase from man from uncle with walkitalki and gun and all secret stuff in it. went to sleep woke up there it was so i was so happy i started playing with it then had hideing for opening my younger brothers presents?? sad but i love watching my kids with there stuff thats christmas its for kids

christmas till christmas is year you argueing on the happy thread already god ;D ;D ;D ;D

well im happy another years gone so im smileing : : : ;D ;D ;D

turky on cooking pork done now its trifle makeing time then thats it veg in morning then stuff all day

;D ;D ;D ;D :o :o :K) :K)might do you never know

really truthfully im happy on my own i just like flirting and no im not hi sweety

naw dove would do my head in i think on com all day and not doing garden and sweeping leaves up ;D

mind you i got more hair to run fingers through ;D ;D ;D

yep he is 10 going on 30 as they all are these days its not bad dump :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( i thought it could be youers but love won over :'( :'( ;D ;D ;D

8) ;D ;D ;D :P as it should be love is better

naw mate she loves you money wont matter to her :'( :'( :'( :'( :B :B ;D

think he will be left with thousands to mate bob you can get um cheap of him now ;D ;D 8) 8)

hi scruge its christmas you know good will to all man kind and all that god hate to have you for dinner can see it now you call this dinner and whats this bloody meat alf garnet

hose pipe and pressure washer ;D ;D ;D i hate cleaning windows ;D ;D