Blue Chequer Pied

Sorry I dont know the answer to that question, can you give me a clue. I think it may be Sir Walter Raleigh but I have a niggle it could be Sir Francis Drake......... can you repeat the question as I dont think I got the jist of it.....

You've done it again, keep up man I thought Tam was the slow one. That was hours and pages ago, Tam's heid will be scrambled now :X

Its all gone quiet 8)

I think we will have to call him Doctor Who. His loft must be like a Tardis and he is definately stuck in a time warp!

Tam give me a clue please it is late and I have had a couple of glasses of wine ( and I wear a scarf my god maybe you are right and I am living a lie) I havent the faintest idea what that encripted message means. Can anybody help? Mind you I think the doomsday machine would struggle!

I am not getting irrated just bored, come on there must be something funny you and Silly Billy can come up with. I have had more interesting conversations with people on the phone trying to sell me kitchens and windows. In fact I might go and phone C.R. Smith now ( OMG I may get a warning or my posts removed for cheap advertising ) I would like to point out that other double glazing companies are available but that was the first one I thought of. I am in no way endorsing their product or services.

You are back, did you have to take your medication. I dont fly pigeons, havent the first idea about them.

He will get wired in when he manages to read this far, expect a response from next wednesday onwards

Your wit and logic are lost on me, I havent a clue what you are on about. Where is all the wit and charisma you were telling me about. Dont use a second hand wind up come up with your own. All that wit ( you having forgot more than I ever learned) there must be something original. Ed Miller , Jed and Kermit were using that line a year ago and it wasnt funny then. Come on big man make us all laugh for a change my jaws are hurting with all the yawning

Keep up for gods sake you will confuse Tam having to look back pages. Infact where is Tam ? Right enough he has never got past page 3 in his life, force of habit he will be away to the loo whether he needs it or not.

He is away looking at a map to see where the channel is

That is the first funny contribution you have had tonight, no sorry ever, well done.

Is that the one out of the back of my telly, no wonder the dvd player wouldn't work. :-/

Job done. These muppets cant multi-task, it took them a while but they found it in the end ( although their wives say the could search for another 30 years and wouldn't find it) As I said job done the rest of the forum has had peace as they cant follow more than one thread at a time so hopefully the rest of the members have been able to talk pigeons.

Less constricting than the bio-hazard suits you had to wear with some of the mingers you and your mate with the tash have pulled in your time.

Remember for some its a numbers game

You couldn't make it up if you tried, you real men take the biscuit. Is that why Inverurie is growing as all the talent from miles around move there to be near to you, you being a great big stud and all, a real ladies man. But hey you and King Silly are right I must be bent because I wear a scarf, I mean a scarf. I couldn't make it more obvious if I were to mince around with handfull's of Friends and sex in the city dvd's :B :B :B :B :B

Who you calling baby I hardly know you :-/

It is called charisma, wit, charm, humour, personality, I could go on and on but there is no point as none of it will mean anything to you :'( :'( :'(

Dont include me in with those inbred's from the village of the damned. Forres is a bigger place than Inverurie ( Northumberland )

Well at least somebody is, all is not lost

I didnt think they still made Lada's. I thought when the Russians got oil rich they traded up to skoda's and the bottom fell out of the Lada market. Every day is indeed a school day.

The old ones are the best one's Billy. Keep them coming there is maybe somebody that hasn't heard it, maybe!

No problem mate, glad to be of assistance.

See you are in the loop as usual, I will send you a photo of my nice new boxes tomorrow