Jazza

Flyer ..he had very low feed Bills he would split his Versela laga into 50 X £1 Bags and tourists would buy them and feed his birds but Flymo had other plans he had a cunning plan as he hovered silently up the Mall!!!!!!!!!! His plan was to hover and cause the verselaga to go flying in different directions with his blade causing the japanese tourists to lift up there cameras and their lenses would poke all Alberts Birds in the eye ....if they had double vision they could not be sent to the Race and Nasty would take all the trophies but Albert also had a plan to phone his friend with the 30p nicked from the fountain at trafalguar square and ring his long lost friend The Queen and he said "I want to break free" "I want to break free" "I want to break free of this flymo who wants to shred me"ooooh ooh "I want to break free" Old Lizzy says its OK Flymo has been destroyed by MI5 and "another one bites the dust" and to celebrate we'll have a "Day at the Races" naw says Albert I want to go to "Barcalona" with my Palamos Hen and sing ooma palooma blanca or the BIRDIE SONG,HOWEVER old lizzy stops him like harry enfield and goes 'OI YOU NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! allo peeps you wanna buy the ER ringd from Da Lizzy Loft only a £10 a piece c'mon you lot you must be barking man

OR Aggaddooo man like push pianapple shake da tree

Wanna ask da guy where can Jazza get da gansta picture jazza dont have da signature guy

Hey Guy you maybe da gangsta but Jazza is da daddy and aint dat da truth guy

Yeah man, Jazza ave da bid mouthd trouble makers wit him for a few year . fool guys wit da mouth soon go make plenty trouble in da own club ...but problem is da guys dont stay away... careful da guys dont come back and try da trouble again and dat is da truth man ..wana take over da club and have da own rules man

when you guys be ok to train da birds

hey guy wen u guy get to train da birds in scotland fife. how many days you guy got ta wait man till guverment say it ok

Cool guys

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Jazza tink dat dis is da big noise bout nuffin man. Da Guys just want to be windin up all da guys on da board Man. Jazza give im kids da slap for dis stoopedness. Guys like dis get em rocks off wit gettin a reply ... probably havin a competition man to see how many of da guys an women they can get windin man. Dis is boring man its bin sed... its a choice now waste ya breath on da guys they dont want to know da facts just want to stir da crap man. Jazza say dont respond to da crap man and da guys give it up.

Think about it man, if no birds racing dem guys ave no job.. should be fighting for da sport. well paid jobs for not a lot of hard work. RPRA like da royal family too many hangers on wit no birds but like plenty say and plenty expenses. Jazza tink dat the RPRA and da NFC commitee is well out of touch wit da guys flying and da modern day racing and da problems

Ya get a wrong wind man and its like portland out in da water can be da bad site . Jazza losta a lota skilled birds man

Is dat near to edinburgh an got a train stop

Calling all da scotch Guy .....where da Guy dat won da scotch national cup race Franc tanaski ....where is he at man and do da guy sell from his Birds. Jazza want da quality distance birds for 2006/7. His bird da best

Hey guy, what da name of da minister da bekett woman ...cull means to kill yeah

Jazza always say im want da ETS not da poloitics but da price ...Jazza see da guy now selln da ETS second hand ..be dat much cheaper man.... jazza tink it harder to get get da benzing serviced cost guy 36 pound and da vat