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sammy

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  1. well then when they are advertised YOUR CLUB will be missing then as they have not sent any in so much for you being concerned about the write ups for your memebers
  2. abd has your club sent any results to get write ups then
  3. and what am i the only one who does you do it yourself but since you took one of them mods jobs in the childrens playground you have certainly mended your ways
  4. it takes time for it to get into papers you dont just send it in and it gets printed right away and at the same time cause i am the fed pro dont mean that my life stops bart i have other things to do but if you s are niot happy with what i do then i will phone ian henaderson tommorow and resign ok
  5. and what about your race controller is he excempt from it then as he went east
  6. and what has that got to do with you and on who has given you the authority to question anything i do
  7. my pigeons and i will fly them were i want not were you say
  8. sammy

    geniie

    The Best Genie Story Ever! A husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A large black man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh… yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.' 'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.' 'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked. 'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,' she said. 'Consider it done, 'the genie said 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!' 'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'What's your wish, genie?' 'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife!' The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?' She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you honey?' 'You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. 'I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?' 'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly. 'No kidding.' he said, 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?'
  9. sammy

    returns today

    lots of fanciers with only a couple missing really makes me worry something is a miss with my birds naw they are only scared of hawks bart and probabaly hidding out somewhere
  10. sammy

    SU08L13150

    pigeon now back home with its owner
  11. sammy

    SU08L13150

    picked up in garden 5 mins ago
  12. thats good not before time someone stood up and done something instead of spewing out a load of p---- good on you lads up there ;)maybe we can do lot more now as has been said fight fire with fire well in other words let nature fight with nature ;D ;D ;D ;D
  13. sammy

    returns today

    i got 14 out of 15 within an hour ;D ;D ;D ;Dhappy chappie ;D ;D ;D ;D
  14. never mind the when ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  15. get yir self some medistatin lad that will sort your problem but make sure you keep your loft very clean scrape the droppings on a daily basis ,ie,every time you enter the loft
  16. sammy

    A Furry Tail, Maybe?

    tell you one thing they make a lovelly pot of soup ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
  17. try this measure out one pound of beans and put them in the oven at a veru low temperature overnight andthen weigh them the next morning and you would be surprised as to how much water they hold and thats what you are paying for WATER
  18. I TAMMY GOT OUT THIS MORNING AFTER 30 DAYS
  19. looking good rab lad keep at it they 2 young birds are comming on fine be ready to uplift next week sometime lad
  20. sammy

    TOMMY BURNS

    my thoughts and prayers are with tommy s family a true and wonderful gentleman yir in heavens eleven now tommy ,god bless
  21. well,manchester knew what they were doing when they were taking there money ,wonder if it had been anyone else you would be complaining
  22. then you just clutter up the streets with more feral s that these anti s are having a field day with do the honarable thing with it and save yourself time and stop the spread of disease via the basket
  23. pm harky he will help he comes from there
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