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chickadee

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  1. 43 now but 344 viewed it, or 43 viewed it 8 times because they were extremely nosey ;D ;D ;D
  2. Just think about all the ewes that would drooooooool at the thought of being chased in them wellies Andy, although the heels may slow you down a bit ;D ;D ;D
  3. chickadee

    THE MOULT

    Again it seems like only some can banter, sad :-/
  4. Just for you Mav
  5. ha ha ha ha ............ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
  6. OK for £50 if you stay near Bradford :-/ http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260466427510&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT
  7. What did you find odd about it? He made the front cover of feather world
  8. We tried it and it just went to documents, we are on windows vista and donloaded the latest version :-/ 0.4.4 win 32[1] we had to use direct link :-/
  9. All the best and good luck with the sale
  10. No, too young. you can sing it to me next time you are down
  11. Hows yer heed ;D ;D ;D
  12. He must have been really lonely to pay that much or it was incredibly good looking ;D ;D ;D
  13. A Little Old Lady was it court Defence Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defence Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defence Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defence Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defence Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bast#rd
  14. Not since you left the country ;D ;D ;D
  15. Thanks we returned it to it's owner yesterday when ###### was on his way to Penicuik, a Mr Nimmo
  16. SLAGGY SENGA FELL IN LOVE, SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER FAITHER SO. FAITHER TOLD HER, SENGA DOLL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YUR MAW DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YUR HALF BRITHER. SO SENGA PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WULL. BUT AFTER TELLING FAITHER THIS, HE SAID, 'THERE'S TROUBLE STILL.' YOU CANNY MARRY WULL, MY DOLL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YUR MITHER. BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MERR I KNOW IS YUR HALF BRITHER. BUT MITHER KNEW AND SAID, MY DOLL, JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WULL OR MARRY JOE; COS FAITHERS NO YUR PAPPY !!!
  17. There are no new shops opening in Wishie ;D ;D ;D I stayed in all day yesterday waiting on you, I sent him off on his own to Edinburgh :'(
  18. Wish her all the best from us Harry
  19. Harry I was under the influence
  20. This website that you posted ages ago Brian is the most accurate we have seen, we use it all the time http://www.xcweather.co.uk/GB/forecast
  21. We could rename him Zoro ;D ;D ;D better still Rumplesticksin
  22. chickadee

    joke

    ;D ;D ;D
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