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Only in Britain - Complaints to Councils 1. It's the dogs mess that I find hard to swallow. 2. I want some repairs done to my cooker as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. 3. I wish to complain that my father twisted his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. 4. Their 18 year old son is continually banging his balls against my fence. 5. I wish to report that tiles are missing from the outside toilet roof. I think it was bad wind the other day that blew them off. 6. My lavatory seat is cracked, where do I stand? 7. I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is coming away from the wall. 8. Will you please send someone to mend the garden path. My wife tripped and fell on it yesterday and now she is pregnant. 9. I request permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. 10. 50% of the walls are damp, 50% have crumbling plaster, and 50% are just plain filthy. 11. The next door neighbour has got this huge tool that vibrates the whole house and I just can't take it anymore. 12. The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared. 13. Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny colour and not fit to drink. 14. Our lavatory seat is broken in half and now is in three pieces. 15. I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every morning at 6 am his cock wakes me up and it's now getting too much for me. 16. The man next door has a large erection in the back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. 17. Our kitchen floor is damp. We have two children and would like a third, so please send someone round to do something about it. 18. I am a single woman living in a downstairs flat and would you please do something about the noise made by the man on top of me every night. 19. Please send a man with the right tool to finish the job and satisfy my wife.. 20. I have had the clerk of works down on the floor six times but I still have no satisfa_ction. 21. This is to let you know that our lavatory seat is broke and we can't get BBC2. 22. My bush is really overgrown round the front and my back passage has fungus growing in it.

just handled the 4yr old cock, he has tail feathers missinghttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0179-headbang.gif seems like ha has had a lucky escape, for the second time, as he was attacked last year alsohttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0179-headbang.gif

My 4yr old cock has just turned up, rather the worst for wearhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

well done Austinhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

Recognition where it is deserved m8, well donehttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

cheers Frankhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

I work Frank, but will give you my mobile no, so I can arrange something m8, if that is ok

Found this and thought it might have come in handy for Fiferhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif http://www.facebook....VVE8C4WgEQCcpgw

SORTED, THANKS FOR THE OFFERS FOLKShttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

Got it sorted thanks anywayhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif

I would really appreciate that Frank, what a nice gesture m8http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif As said many times before, this is what this site is all about, fanciers helping others when they canhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

C,mon then, which Basics members took the Red card in their club/fed from this weekends races?

well done m8 http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif

Is there anyone going to the SNFC meeting tomorrow night at Newbridge, who could collect 2 youngsters for me, from John Quinn, and I could arrange collection nearer home? If you don,t ask, you don,t gethttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif Any help would be appreciated, thank you Brian

WELCOME TO BASICS P.Westwood http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_images/master/user_popup.png Joined on Today, 10:45 AMhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

Thats the old birds been out for a fly and a warm bath, the youngsters are currently out and the dog has been walked, so will soon settle in front of the telly to watch the fitbahttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0123-party.gif

Just been out for a walk with the dog, and it is freeeeeeezinghttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

I,m still waiting on 3 from 10 sent, a 4yr old and two 2yr oldshttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif from only 46 mileshttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0138-thinking.gif

he thinks it,s Xmas, "NOEL"http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif

were you at Thornton again?

How many did you have away Davy?

GOOD MORNING FOLKS, WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO TODAY?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/animatedpigeons.gif

For those racing yesterday and had birds missing, have any turned up today?

Today in Fife Today | Tomorrow | 10 Day | Monthly | Seasonal Current Conditions http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifCurrent Timehttp://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/93x93/26.png6°CFeels Like 2°C Cloudy Last Updated: 08:45 29 Apr (local time), 07:45 GMT Observation Station: Fife NessWind From Northeast at 23 kmph Humidity 78% Pressure 1,022.69 mb Dew Point 2°C Visibility 12.9 km What's Next May Day Today's Outlook http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/spacer.gifMoon Phases Today's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/24.pngHigh 7° Sunrise: 05:29 Chance of Precip. 20% Partly Cloudy / Wind Tonight's Forecast http://i.uk.imwx.com/global/images/61x61/11.pngLow 6° Sunset: 20:47 Chance of Precip. 80% Light Rain / Wind

WELL DONE IAN M8 AKA deemanhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/emoticon-0137-clapping.gif