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Nae chance i would mis that dafty :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Who cares about todays forecast i'm no going till the morra and saturday is fine and sunday is sunny and 30c :P 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

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If it's in the bar i can see a ban coming up :o :o :o :o :o

I might have a wee look on here if the hotel has tinternet in it ;) just to make sure everything is awright ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Aye probably right as he is a wee smart *expletive removed* ;) :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

:o :o :o :o

If that happens he'll have sare haw maw's when i get back mate ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Tell me about it Paul :-/ :-/ : : ;) :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

Ye didnae answer my pm earlier dafty : : : :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

ps...i was no a bad centre hawf in my day but that was 6 stones ago now :o :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Cheers Archie 8) 8) 8)

Cheers Ian ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

You'll need to gie me wan off that hen i'll tell you that much ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

I'll tell you this much the wan on the right in your avatar is a cracker ;) ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8) As for ASDA i think ooor hotel in Marmaris is in for a shock as i can drink for Scotland ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Muttley's stuff is A1 ;) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Just a pity it wasnae earlieer Ally or we could have met up for a few beers mate

Just in case anybody thinks i'm deid hopefully i'll no be :P :P We are off to Turkey in the morning so i'll no be posting for the next 2 weeks just in case anybody is worried about my welfare : : :X :X Aye right :P ;D ;D ;D ;D Catch you later ;) ;D ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

Good luck Jimmy mate ;) 8) 8) 8)

Well done Sapper mate 8) 8) 8)

no very often i agree wi the Homo////sorry homer but he is right on this wan Joe :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

come on tiger & Homer we are waiting!!!!!

Now now Joe is our Homer pulling your strings aswell mate?????????

I have quoted both sentences here as i think the above 1 is well out of order regarding our fed but maybe the guy who wrote it thinks he is right :o :o But i agree 100% with the bottom 1 as it will happen if the clowns persist ;)

Away and gie's peace ya clown if Lanarkshire go down the west next year it will be the death of our fed...Can you remember how many people voted against the west route last year at our special AGM????