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WAN O HIS MARE RECENT WANS ;)

THAT'S HOW SHE WENT OOT :o :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

NOO YER TAKING THE P!SS DAFTY YE KNOW THATS MA FAVOURITE BAND :P :P

WAHT ABOOT THIS WAN :-/ :-/ :-/ :-/ :X :X :X :X

RIGHT YOU'LL ALL GET HOOKED TAE THIS SONG ;) ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xK7NHknj6MY&feature=related

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

AYE MAYBE IN YER HEID YE DID :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ??) ??) ??) ??) ??)

SHE WAS GOOD STUFF BACK THEN I'LL TELL YE THAT MUCH ;) 8) 8) 8) NO A BAD SINGER BY THE WAY EITHER ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

LISTEN YOU STOP TRYING TAE CON EVERYBODY INTO THINKING YER A YOUNG THING YER THE SAME AGE AS ME YA DAFTY :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

CAN SEE MA NEIGHBOURS SHOUTING AT ME SHORTLY FOR THE MUSIC BEING TOO LOUD :o :o NA SHOULDNAE HAVE ANY WORRIES AS I HAVE GREAT NEIGHBOURS : : ??) ??) :-/ ;) ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

IT'S YOU THAT MAKES ME SHOUT YA DAFTY :P :P :P

A WEE BIT O CLASS NOO ;)

I ALREADY PUT THAT OAN DAFT *expletive removed* : : ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

RIGHT THE MRS IS AWAY OOT AND I'VE JUST POURED MASEL MA 1ST VODKA SO IT'S PARTY TIME TONIGHT 8) 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

GET THE RIGHT ADDY UP DAFTY :P ;D ;D ;D ;D

:P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ARCHIE ACTUALLY SAID I COULD BORROW HIS CHIB IF I WAS THROUGH THAT WAY ;) ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

HERE'S THE BEST SONG THE JAM DONE ;) 8) 8) 8) 8)

THIS IS THE ONLY UNDERGROUND SONG YE UR GETTING........ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXm8wo

YOUR GETTING NOWT EFTER YER PHONE CALL AS IT LEFT WHO THE MESSENGER WAS DAFTY ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

A WEE BIT O CLASS THERE FAE SHERLOCK 8) 8) ;D ;D ;D ;D

ANYMARE FAE YOU DAFTY AND YOU'LL BE JOINING HIM UNDERGROUND :P ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

JUST FOR YOU PAUL ;) BY THE WAY IT'S A CLASS SONG MATE 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

NO ENOUGH :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN EH!!! :o :o