paddymac Posted March 5, 2017 Report Posted March 5, 2017 Bert at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"Margaret at age 75, looked him over and replied, "Nope."Frustrated as all get out, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the new boots.Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW???"Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan response, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."Furious, Bert yells out, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?""Nope. Not a clue", she replied."IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"Without missing a beat old Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat." :emoticon-0136-giggle:
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