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The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toilet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

 

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

 

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

 

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

 

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

 

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick dump.... How about yourself?"

 

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some Prat in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

Posted

Best laugh ive had in a while !

Just told wife,laughing and crying while trying to read this out to her.

Shes on the sofa now crying,with laughter.

😄😄😄😄

 

;) glad someone likes them :)

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