Four International Highflyers

[ghostrider]

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were discussing business during a dinner.

 

Catholic: "I have a large fortune... I am going to buy CITIBANK!"

Protestant: "I am very wealthy and will buy GENERAL MOTORS!"

Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince... I intend to purchase SABIC*!"

 

They then all wait for the Jew to speak...

The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and casually says: "I'M NOT SELLING!"

[Delboy]