One For Fifer

[Ian McKay]

ROYAL MARINES VERSUS ISIS

 

 

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice

call from behind a sand dune. " One British Royal Marine is better than ten Isis fighters."

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun battle

breaks out for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice calls out again, " One Royal Marine is better than 100 Isis S.O.B.' s. Furious, the

Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight

commences. After 10 minutesof battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again," One Royal Marine is better than 1,000 Isis fighters.

The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.

Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought

......... then silence.

Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells

the commander. " Don't send any more men..... it's a trap. There's two of the barstewards."

BRIAN REEVES

[paddymac]

ROYAL MARINES VERSUS ISIS

 

 

A large group of Isis fighters in Iraq are moving down a road when they hear a voice

call from behind a sand dune. " One British Royal Marine is better than ten Isis fighters."

The Isis commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune where a gun battle

breaks out for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice calls out again, " One Royal Marine is better than 100 Isis S.O.B.' s. Furious, the

Isis commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight

commences. After 10 minutesof battle, again silence.

The voice calls out again," One Royal Marine is better than 1,000 Isis fighters.

The enraged Isis commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune.

Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought

......... then silence.

Eventually, one badly wounded Isis fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells

the commander. " Don't send any more men..... it's a trap. There's two of the barstewards."

BRIAN REEVES

Cracker :emoticon-0136-giggle:

[greenbar]

a good wan, well done,

[THE FIFER]

[Tony C]

A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches into a pharmacy in the

city of Edinburgh.

 

Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a neatly folded cotton

bandanna. He unfolds the bandanna to reveal a smaller square silk

handkerchief, which he also unfolds - to reveal a condom!

 

The condom has a number of rubber repair patches adhering to it.

 

The chemist holds the condom up to the light and eyes it critically.

 

With a straight and serious face the soldier asks the chemist, "How much

to repair it?"

 

"Six pence" says the chemist.

 

"How much for a new one?" asks the soldier.

 

"Ten pence" says the Chemist.

 

The Scottish Soldier painstakingly folds the condom into the small

square silk handkerchief and the cotton bandanna and replaces it

carefully in his sporran. He smartly turns and marches out of the door,

shoulders back and kilt swinging.

 

A moment or two later the chemist hears a great roar of cheering male

voices go up outside.

 

The Scottish soldier marches back into the pharmacy and addresses the

Chemist, but this time he has a grin on his face.

 

"The regiment has taken a vote," he says, "we'll have a new one."