Ian McKay Posted July 29, 2015 Report Posted July 29, 2015 WIVES - BAH HUMBUG. When your best mate steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her..................After mariage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin ; they just can't face each other,but they still stay together.................Wives inspire us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them..................The great question, which I have not been able to answer......is, " What does a wife want ? ".................I had some words with my wife, and she had some pargraphs with me..................Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant, two times a week.A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays..................There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage....................I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't....................Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming. 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.....................The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....................You know what I did before I got married ? Anything I wanted to......................My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met again.......................A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong........................Classifieds : " Wife wanted." Next day he receieved a hundred letters. All said the same thing : " You can have mine."BRIAN REEVES
john cumming Posted July 29, 2015 Report Posted July 29, 2015 I can vouch for number 1, worked a treat for me haha John
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