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[Guest]

took this up the park its a toadstool me thinks. lol ;D ;D ;D

 

[Tony C]

:o could be a stiff buried there....... in a shallow grave ;D ;D

[Guest Silverwings]

Looks like a Knob to me ?

[Guest]

Beautiful floral arrangement in ths shape of a birthday cake sent by my great friends, top US Pigeon Flyers Crazy Al and his wife Crazy Joanie

[jimmy white]

  very stunning indeed

[westy]

Looks like a Knob to me ?

 

it does dont it.

 

[Guest speckled]

;D ;D nice arrangment linda, & ass for the other pic a knb dont say to much fro you 2 guys then does it.

[Guest Silverwings]

Spec , what kind of chicken is that ? i  have now got 4 Banties some have feather legs ? grand kids love em to bits ,  as for the meaning of the word ' KNOB' it is allways misunderstood think of any songs that contain the word ' LOVE ' and replace it with the word Knob and all these songs will take on a new meaning ? the  word MUSHROOM or FUNGUS does not have the same effect ?

[Tony C]

My first wife died eating poisonous mushrooms

 

My second wife died of gunshot wounds............she wouldn't eat the mushrooms  ;D ;D

[Guest speckled]

;D what sort of chicken, ;D ;D ; well shes a one off  ;D ;D like most woman she likes chocolate;D ;D ;she does her job.lay easter eggs ;D ;D ;D get that in before jimmy does lol ;D :P ;D ;D she the "Golden Egg" layer ;D ;D ;D ;D as for fuguis & mushrooms thougth thay grew in the same manure/ ;D ;D ;D ;D supose  there are some diffrent meanings to the word ---- but i keep my coments to myself?????  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D need speck save lol  ;D ;D

[storm rollers]

pests

[storm rollers]

pests

[westburylofts]

 

SMILE YOUR ON CANDID CAMERA.

 

[Guest CS]

 

;D ;D ;D ;D

[westy]

lol

[jimmy white]

;D ;D ;D all great fun ,,,brilliant photos ;D ;D ;D

[Guest CS]

the escapee in the hospital ,,,doc white (Jimmy's photos)

 

 

 

[Guest CS]

the cock that lays the golden egg,,,doc whites (Jimmy's photos)

 

[Guest CS]

the doc at fifers white pigeon release, with the main lady for cancer research (Jimmy's photos)

 

[Guest CS]

two of docs birds,,,who loves ya baby,,,,, (Jimmy's photos)

 

[Guest CS]

the mob with the mickie b trophy, we were only out for the weekend ha ha [they took us back on the monday,the men in the white coats ha ha (Jimmy's photo)

 

[jimmy white]

;D ;D ;D great photos ,speight  ;D ;D ;D

[THE FIFER]

LOVELY PAIR OF BLUES THEM JIMMY.

[Guest CS]

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:

* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.

* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

 

It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

 

Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

 

It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

 

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

 

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

 

Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?

Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.

 

Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.

Father: That happens everywhere, son, everywhere!

[Guest CS]

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you.  

I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.  

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.  Those are my rules.  Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me.  Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ....whether you're here or not."

(DARN, SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

      "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies.  "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband -  Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.  Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.  She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage  (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.

He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party.  The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back, "Anytime you're ready,  Father of Four."

       (RIGHT ON, LADY!)

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Marriage  (Part V)   The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were

giving each other the silent treatment.  Suddenly, the man realized that

the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early

morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 am"  He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.  Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.  The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.  Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.