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YOU LUCKY  YOU GOT A BIKE NOW THATS NOT  FAIR. YOU'V GOT TO WIN NOW :D

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LOL  :P :P :P :P  lol craig ya had me in stiches, ;D ;D Speckled

 

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A SCOTSMAN PHONES A DENTIST TO ENQUIRE ABOUT THE COST OF TOOTH EXTRACTION,,,",85 QUID FOR AN EXTRACTION" THE DENTIST REPLIED.

85 QUID ???? HUV YE NO GOT ANYTHING CHEAPER?

"THATS THE NORMAL CHARGE ,SAID THE DENTIST"

"WHIT ABOOT IF YOU DIDNAE USE ANY ANESTHETIC?"

"THATS UNUSUAL SIR, BUT COULD KNOCK 15 POUNDS OFF"

"WHIT ABOOT IF YOU USED ONE O YER TRAINEES AND STILL WITHOUT THE ANESTHETIC?"

"I CANT GAURENTEE THEIR PROFESSIONALISM, AND ITLL BE PAINFULL, BUT THE PRICE WOULD DROP TO 40 POUNDS"

"HOW ABOOT IF YE MADE IT A TRAINING SESSION,HAVING THE OTHER STUDENTS, WATCHIN AND LEARNIN?"

"ITLL BE GOOD FOR THE STUDENTS"  MULLED THE DENTIST "ILL CHARE YOU 5 POUNDS BUT ITS GOING TO BE VERY TRAUMATIC"

"OCH NOW YER TALKIN LADDIE,,,ITS A DEAL" SAID THE SCOTSMAN.

 

  "CAN YE CONFIRM AN APPOINTMENT FOR THE WIFE NEXT TUESDAY" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

 

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