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One day, after winning a lot of money on the horses a Scouser walked into a bar in Walton.

" I'm looking for the roughest and toughest *expletive removed* in Walton," he roared at the barman.

" We've got her," replied the barman. " She's upstairs in the second room on the left."

He thanked the barman and bought four bottles of Brown Ale. He grabbed the bottles,

stamped upstairs and yelled, " I'm looking for the roughest and toughest *expletive removed* in Walton."

The woman inside the room looked at the Scouser and said," You've found her."

She undressed, bent over and grabbed her ankles.

" How do you know I fancy it that way ? " he asked.

" I don't," she replied, " I just thought you might like to open them bottles first."

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