Investment advice

[DOVEScot]

Investment advice

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tennents Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.   ;)

 

[OLDYELLOW]

take it chickadees just weighed yours in lol

[pigeonman007]

I like that one.... off to recycling plant tomorrow now lol

[retired]

and the £214 will just about cover the years gym membership to get shut of the result of your years actions

[Chris Little]

I wouldn't mind a 1000 of those Tennet's lager cans of the 80's which had nice pictures on them.

 

They are collector's items now and worth a few bob.....

[Guest]

You'd have been better off entering a few numpties in the Europa

[Guest Freebird]

BURP!!!! A Ken(evil)

[DOVEScot]

take it chickadees just weighed yours in lol

 

Naw, I'm a diet coke man

[DOVEScot]

and the £214 will just about cover the years gym membership to get shut of the result of your years actions

 

GYM what is that, self discipline and motivation that is what is needed  

 

 

 

 

[OLDYELLOW]

 

Naw, I'm a diet coke man

 

dam does that mean the price of bacons gone up ?

[DOVEScot]

 

dam does that mean the price of bacons gone up ?

 

Aye