JOKE

[hotrod]

LITTLE BOY SAY'S TO HIS DAD IN CHEMIST SHOP ,WHAT'S THIS DAD AND POINTS TO A 3 PK OF CONDOMS , DAD SAY'S THATS FOR 5TH YEAR SCHOOL BOYS ,1 FOR FRIDAY NIGHT ,1 FOR SATURDAY NIGHT AND 1 FOR SUNDAY NIGHT,  HE THEN POINTS TO THE 6PK , DAD SAY'S THATS FOR STUDENTS 2 FOR FRIDAY ,2 FOR SATURDAY AND 2 FOR SUNDAY,  THEN THE LITTLE BOY SAY'S THEN WHATS THIS AND POINTS TO A 12 PK  WELL SAY'S  THE BOYS DAD THAT'S FOR MARRIED MEN  1 FOR JANUARY 1 FOR FEBRUARY 1 FOR MARCH.  $HITE I KNOW, BUT ITS MONDAY WHAT THE HELL

[bird man of meath]

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D GOOD 1

[Guest anto]

very good ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Guest Dublin lofts]

like it  ;D ;D ;D

[blaz]

man donates blood 2 his wife after she is hurt badly in car crash few months later they go through a nasty divorce and she demands his blood back. she throws a used tampax in his face and says there you go you ba***** i!ll pay you monthly

[blaz]

teenage girl asks her mum is it true babies come from the same place boys want to put their thing mum says yes dear girl replies wont that break my jaw

[blaz]

a polish man a scotsman sitting in a bar the polish guy drinks his beer throws his glass in the air pulls out a gun and shoots it he says in poland our glasses r so cheep we dont need to drink from the same1 twice the scotsman cool as a cucumber drinks his beer throws his glass pulls out a gun and shoots the polsh guy he says in scotland we have so many polish hunts we dont need to drink with the same 1 twice

[hotrod]

a polish man a scotsman sitting in a bar the polish guy drinks his beer throws his glass in the air pulls out a gun and shoots it he says in poland our glasses r so cheep we dont need to drink from the same1 twice the scotsman cool as a cucumber drinks his beer throws his glass pulls out a gun and shoots the polsh guy he says in scotland we have so many polish hunts we dont need to drink with the same 1 twice

ha ha ha ha i like it .

 

 

[hotrod]

new joke, what do you call a pakistani lesbian

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

mingeeta

[Guest WINGS 04]

2 poofs lying in bed one starts to rubbing vaseline on in his chest what you doing the other one says i read in one of the gay magasens that it puts hair on your chest and i want a hairy chest the other one say thats  *expletive removed* stupid if that was the true i would have a ponytail coming out of my ares

[Guest WINGS 04]

a wee protestant boy was out playing wen he found a tricolouer put it round his neck and ran then ran inside to show his mum i'm a catholic now mother his mother took 1 lok at him and slapped him then took him 2 his dad who also slapped him who then took him to his granda who also sapped him  his mother then asked him if he had learnt anything to whichreplied yeah i have i have only been a catholic for 5 mins and already i hate you orange *expletive removed*

[tskyes]

A WOMAN SED TO ME THE OTHER DAY "GOD IF I WAS MARRIED TO YOU I WOULD POISEN YOU " SO I SED "IF I WAS MARRIED TO YOU I WOULD DRINK IT"