fergie..you cant have your meal and eat it!

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pmsl when i read this. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Fergie the Moscow mule

Thu Oct 22 09:01AM

 

 

We all know what old people are like. Opinionated, insensitive and incontinent, mainly.

 

And while ED cannot vouch for the state of Sir Alex Ferguson's bladder (in tip-top shape, no doubt), it comes as little surprise that the 67-year-old continues to show all the sensitivity of Prince Harry at a Bar Mitzvah.

 

Fergie recently raised the ire of the refereeing fraternity over claims that Alan Wiley would lose a 1500m race to a butcher's dog (would all that red meat really constitute a healthy diet for the canine, or would the resultant cholesterol overload and high blood pressure bring it to an unfortunate and premature end?).

 

Now he has risked a diplomatic incident after ordering Manchester United's post-match meals to be flown to Russia following yesterday's game against CSKA Moscow.

 

Muscovite airport staff were offended when they realised United had rejected local food in favour of their own, and did what any sane person would do.

 

They incinerated United's meals.

 

They didn't just put them in the bin, hand them out to the poor or feed them to stray cats. They burned them. To cinders.

 

The United squad were provided instead with a range of Russian delicacies and, while Russian food can be quite delicious, it would be no surprise if mischievous caterers slipped a few choice bits of 'speciality' offal in Rio's borscht.

 

[BLACK W F]

just think Paul if any liverpool manager had won half the amount fergie won they would have been worshiped like a god and would not have wasted 67 million on crap   ha ha ha

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just think Paul if any liverpool manager had won half the amount fergie won they would have been worshiped like a god and would not have wasted 67 million on crap   ha ha ha

 

29million on veron wasnt wasted then?

 

just for the record £67 million on what crap do you mean the likes of torres/macherano/reina/

 

if we are comparing records of crap players im sure if you knew what you was on about ;D...check out fergies blunders ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

 

 

 

 

 

[BLACK W F]

lets compare premiership wins   many liverpool  got   whats that come on now Paul dont be shy   ha ha ha