True Friendship... SCOTTISH STYLE!!

[chickadee]

True   Friendship...Scottish style

(None of that Sissy sh**)

Are ye tired o those p*ss weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?   Well, here are a series o promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see none of those irritating  cute wee smiley faces on this card .

Just the stone cold truth o’ a great friendship.  

 

1. When ye are sad --  I will help you get pished and plot revenge against the barsteward who made ye sad.

  

2. When ye are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking ye.

  

3. When ye smile -- I will know ye are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.  

  

4. When ye are scared -- I will take the p*ss oot o you every chance I get,

until you're NOT.

  

5. When ye are worried -- I will tell ye stories about how much worse it could be until   YE STOP WHINING!

  

6... When yer confused -- I will try to use only wee words.

  

7... When ye are sick --  Stay the frig away frae me until ye are well again.  

I don't want whatever ye've got.

  

8... When ye fall,  I will laugh my frigin heed aff at you, you clumsy *expletive removed*,

.........but I'll help you up.

  

9... This is my oath.... I pledge it tae the end.

'Why?' you may ask;

Because you are my friend.

  

Friendship is like pishing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

 

[Babybird]