Three Men on a Hike

[chickadee]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large

raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man

prayed:

 

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '

 

 

 

Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim

across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

 

 

 

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me

strength and the tools to cross the river '

 

 

 

 

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he

was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

 

 

 

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,

please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the

river '

 

 

 

Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one

hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

 

 

 

' If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!   :)

 

[vanreets]

Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large

raging, Violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man

prayed:

 

' God, please give me the strength to cross the river. '

 

 

 

Poof! . God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim

across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

 

 

 

After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ' God, please give me

strength and the tools to cross the river '

 

 

 

 

Poof! .. God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he

was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

 

 

 

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ' God,

please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the

river '

 

 

 

Poof! . He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one

hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.

 

 

 

' If at first you don't succeed, do it the way your wife told you!   :)

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-/

 

[alex wight]

pmsl  ;D ;D ;D

[carlsberg]

very good like it :)