chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, “How about that! I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!†“What a coincidence,†the farmer said. “This is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.†“This is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,†said the woman.†“What a coincidence!†said the farmer. As they clinked glasses, he asked, “What are you celebrating?†“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I’m pregnant!†“What a coincidence!†said the man. “I’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.†“That’s great!†said the woman. “How did your chickens become fertile?†“I used a different cock,†he replied. The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!â€
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 good one :) it's nearly as old as her ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Posted November 4, 2009 it's nearly as old as her ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Yes but not as old as you Fuggly ;D ;D ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 Yes but not as old as you Fuggly ;D ;D ;D that's because I am still young at heart
chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Posted November 4, 2009 that's because I am still young at heart Naw you have been taken in hand by a good woman and she has knocked years off you, getting you off yer fat *expletive removed* and giving you a job helped along with changing your old worn out clothes knocked 20 years off you at least ;D ;D ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 Naw you have been taken in hand by a good woman and she has knocked years off you, getting you off yer fat *expletive removed* and giving you a job helped along with changing your old worn out clothes knocked 20 years off you at least ;D ;D ;D at least mine were not bought from car boot sales ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Posted November 4, 2009 at least mine were not bought from car boot sales ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D I only had to buy that long coat because you told me it was scorching in Netherburn, it was baltic at the boot sale ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 I only had to buy that long coat because you told me it was scorching in Netherburn, it was baltic at the boot sale ;D well the boot sale isnae in Netherburn ;D ;D ;D
chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Posted November 4, 2009 well the boot sale isnae in Netherburn ;D ;D ;D Sorry 10 degrees drop in 1/2 a mile is common in your neck of the woods ;D
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 Sorry 10 degrees drop in 1/2 a mile is common in your neck of the woods ;D well you must have had a 100 degree drop at some point ON YOUR HEAD
chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Posted November 4, 2009 well you must have had a 100 degree drop at some point ON YOUR HEAD Not as high as Chrissy it seems to put up with you
Guest TAMMY_1 Posted November 4, 2009 Report Posted November 4, 2009 Not as high as Chrissy it seems to put up with you She is one lucky woman ;D ;D ;D ;D
chickadee Posted November 4, 2009 Author Report Posted November 4, 2009 She is one lucky woman ;D ;D ;D ;D Aye and your one lucky man that she hasnae been to Spec savers ;D ;D ;D
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