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A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered glass of champagne.

The woman perked up and said, “How about that!  I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!â€

“What a coincidence,†the farmer said.  â€œThis is a special day for me.  I’m celebrating.â€

“This is a special day for me too.  I am also celebrating,†said the woman.â€

“What a coincidence!†said the farmer.

As they clinked glasses, he asked, “What are you celebrating?â€

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynaecologist told me that I’m pregnant!â€

“What a coincidence!†said the man.  â€œI’m a chicken farmer, and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.â€

“That’s great!†said the woman.  â€œHow did your chickens become fertile?â€

“I used a different cock,†he replied.

The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, “What a coincidence!â€

 

Guest TAMMY_1
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good one  :) :)

 

it's nearly as old as her  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Guest TAMMY_1
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Yes but not as old as you Fuggly  ;D ;D ;D

 

that's because I am still young at heart  ;)

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that's because I am still young at heart  ;)

 

Naw you have been taken in hand by a good woman and she has knocked years off you, getting you off yer fat *expletive removed* and giving you a job helped along with changing your old worn out clothes knocked 20 years off you at least ;D ;D ;D

Guest TAMMY_1
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Naw you have been taken in hand by a good woman and she has knocked years off you, getting you off yer fat *expletive removed* and giving you a job helped along with changing your old worn out clothes knocked 20 years off you at least ;D ;D ;D

 

at least mine were not bought from car boot sales ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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at least mine were not bought from car boot sales ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

I only had to buy that long coat because you told me it was scorching in Netherburn, it was baltic at the boot sale ;D

Guest TAMMY_1
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I only had to buy that long coat because you told me it was scorching in Netherburn, it was baltic at the boot sale ;D

 

well the boot sale isnae in Netherburn ;D ;D ;D

Guest TAMMY_1
Posted

 

Sorry 10 degrees drop in 1/2 a mile is common in your neck of the woods ;D

 

well you must have had a 100 degree drop at some point

 

 

 

ON YOUR HEAD

Guest TAMMY_1
Posted

 

Not as high as Chrissy it seems to put up with you  ;)

 

She is one lucky woman ;D ;D ;D ;D

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