sapper756 Posted October 2, 2011 Report Posted October 2, 2011 (edited) http://www.ahajokes.com/images/prev.pnghttp://www.ahajokes.com/images/next.pngThere was life before the computerAn application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with ageA CD was a bank account!And if you had a broken disk,It would hurt when you found out! Compress was something you did to garbage Not something you did to a fileAnd if you unzipped anything in public You'd be in jail for awhile! Log on was adding wood to a fireHard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse livedAnd a backup happened to your commode! Cut--you did with a pocket knifePaste you did with glueA web was a spider's homeAnd a virus was the flu! I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my headI hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead!http://www.angelfire.com/ga/sweetgeorgiapeach/images/computerbeat.gif Edited October 2, 2011 by sapper756
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