joke

[pigeonpete]

"On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife were listening

to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of

snow  today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the

street, so the snowploughs can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

 

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio

announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the

snowploughs can get through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

 

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio

announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You

must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was

very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't

know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the

snowploughs can get through?"

 

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are

married exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the

bloody  car in the garage this time."

[DOVEScot]

I am glad we don't have to worry about that now Pete