Guest 67ghirl Posted August 25, 2011 Report Posted August 25, 2011 FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE:1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b****rds name.3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them.5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
OLDYELLOW Posted August 25, 2011 Report Posted August 25, 2011 very good :emoticon-0137-clapping: :emoticon-0137-clapping:
just ask me Posted August 26, 2011 Report Posted August 26, 2011 i like this the last one makes so much sense lol some say im a alcoholic lol but i say im a empty bottle collector :emoticon-0136-giggle:
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