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BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

 

 

 

 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?'

he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker.

'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

 

You guys just never learn, do not p*ss off the woman.

 

 

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I'm sure you've seen pharmaceutical advertising in doctors' offices, on everything from tissues to note pads.

 

This one gets First prize....

 

 

 

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I emailed it to my Chinese doctor friend; he emailed back:

 

 

"If light stay on more than 4 hour, call erectrician.http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

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BEWARE OF THAT UNDERWEAR DUST!!!!!!

 

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'

 

 

 

 

His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?'

he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out. 'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?' She replied with a snicker.

'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow'!!!!! !

 

You guys just never learn, do not p*ss off the woman.

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