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Mick is walking past Paddy's farm one evening when he hears seductive music coming from the barn. He looks through the window to see Paddy dancing and stripping off."Bejaysus Paddy, what are you doing ?" says Mick.

"It's not what you think" says Paddy "me and the wife have been drifting apart lately so I went to see one of those counsellors and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor".http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

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Mick is walking past Paddy's farm one evening when he hears seductive music coming from the barn. He looks through the window to see Paddy dancing and stripping off."Bejaysus Paddy, what are you doing ?" says Mick.

"It's not what you think" says Paddy "me and the wife have been drifting apart lately so I went to see one of those counsellors and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor".

 

you have too much time on your hands ,but I like it. :D

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ANOTHERhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/wink.gif

 

http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifEVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

 

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is

everything going?' inquired God.

 

'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are

breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have

just

one problem.

 

It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two

out

and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches

and

snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain.'

 

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in

pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only two

breasts might leave her body more 'symmetrically balanced'.

 

'That's a fair point,' replied God, 'But it was my first shot at this, you

know.

I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of

those,

but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.'

 

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the

bushes

 

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

 

' Well, Eve, how is my favourite creation?'

 

'Just fantastic,' she replied, 'But for one oversight. You see, all the

animals

are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals

have a mate except me. I feel so alone.'

 

God thought for a moment and said, 'You know, Eve, you are right. How could

I

have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man

from a part of you. Let's see....where did I put that useless Tit?'

 

Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?http://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gifhttp://forum.pigeonbasics.org/public/style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif

 

 

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